Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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