Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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