Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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