I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Life is so much better after having sex.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Randomize
