Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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