they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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