I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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