that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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