quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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