i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You were trust falling into bushes
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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