Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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