she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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