But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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