we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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