U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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