i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I love you.
Bad choice
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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