On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My penis needs a shock collar
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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