everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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