Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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