Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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