You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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