he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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