he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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