I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
