I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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