What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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