at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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