Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You can't just leave with hair like that
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Randomize
