i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You made out with two different species that night
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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