where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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