party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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