I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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