porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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