I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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