A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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