I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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