his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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