so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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