what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
