Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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