Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Randomize
