Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Randomize
