hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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