I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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