thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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