Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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