Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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