Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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