So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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