Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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