Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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