Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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