I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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