Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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